An anon from last night suggested Gastly/Hitmonchan HOPE THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
“I literally just need to stop speaking.”
So tonight I moved into my new apartment. Because of its size, I had to walk my TV Cabinet a mile and a half to my apartment. We had an adventure.
TV cabinet was scared when we crossed a major intersection, but it was brave and kept going.
Then we stopped at the park!
TV Cabinet was…
When will my reflection show who I am inside?
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
“Piz and Duncan are the epitome of ‘manipulative good guys who are trying to get out of the friend zone’. Remember when Duncan was dating Meg, he went to the Java the Hut every day and basically stalked Veronica until she balked and went back to him? Piz did the same thing basically. He arranged that bowling night not because he wanted to hangout with a bunch of friends - he wanted to be with Veronica, knowing that she was with someone else, and probably hoping that she would notice him eventually. And she did. Duncan might be more brash in his approach, but Piz was hiding behind his good boy image.”
Wow, I love how in Rom-coms if a girl has unrequited love for a guy, she can sabotage and manipulative all she wants because ‘oh, he doesn’t see how special she is’. But if a guy has feelings for a girl that aren’t reciprocated- he’s a dick and shouldn’t feel entitled to a relationship for being nice. I’m sick of this ‘Nice Guy’ Phenomenon- Piz and Duncan wanted a relationship with Veronica (Duncan was in love with her) not sex- that makes them human not ‘hiding behind a good guy image’. Piz wouldn’t have tried to make any moves on Veronica,he just wanted to spend time with her and last time I checked the only person who would get hurt that way is Piz because he’d get more hung up on her. Seriously, I’m not a fan of Piz but fuck you for saying someone wanting to spend time with a person they have feelings for makes them a bad person.
Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?
Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.
Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames?
Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits unclean
Did you just turn gelato into Shakespeare.
“I never had any family growing up. But I still went to school everyday. One day, when I was in eleventh grade, my English teacher came up to me and said: “If you graduate, I’ll adopt you. I’ll show you the life. You’ll do things you never dreamed of.” And he kept his promise. He made it legal and everything. On the day I graduated, he was the only family I had there. My father’s taken me everywhere since then. I’ve done all kinds of things.”
“It’s important not to rush through life so much that you don’t find time to do the things you really should be doing.”
“What things do you wish you’d made more time to do?”
“I wish I’d learned to drive a racecar. Learned to cook. Followed up with a certain young lady. I wish I’d read more. I’ve got this stack of books I’m going through now, but I should have read them 50 years ago. I’m even reading Harry Potter!”